Talk Silly To Me

 
STEPHIE: So what time do you want to meet up?

BOY: Oh, I don’t know. I have to work til six, and then I have to stop by the APT.

STEPHIE: The what?

BOY: My apt. You know, apartment. A-P-T. Apt.

STEPHIE: Hmm.

BOY: It’s this new thing I’m trying.

STEPHIE: Don’t.

BOY: You don’t like it?

STEPHIE: Neeeeeeew.

BOY: I think it’s fun to say abbreviations sometimes. Like… like I can’t think of any other ones right now but it is.

STEPHIE: At least you’re not spelling out internet speak, like L-O-L.

BOY: Oh, you mean how they do on The Hills?

STEPHIE: …

BOY: Hello?

STEPHIE: Hee.

BOY: You there?

STEPHIE: Yeah. You, uh, you watch The Hills?

BOY: …

STEPHIE: Answer me.

BOY: No no, you wrote about it the other day. Like, that one girl said “WTF”, and that other girl said “OMG”.

STEPHIE: *Gasp*

BOY: What! You did too!

STEPHIE: I NEVER blogged about the “OMG”.

BOY: Oh. Um…

STEPHIE: You are SO busted.

BOY: Shit.

STEPHIE: Can I write about this?

BOY: Of course.

STEPHIE: And girl please, why haven’t you been calling my ass on Monday nights?

BOY: I guess this show requires a phone friend, doesn’t it?

STEPHIE: Totally.

BOY: Can we talk about Britney Spears and shit, too? You got me addicted to Perez like a month ago and I didn’t know how to tell you.

STEPHIE: Do you know how much you are turning me on right now?

BOY: “Baby, where are Mommy’s lollipops?”

STEPHIE: Hee hee hee. Crazy Coo-Coo Pants Britney is the best!

BOY: It feels good, you know, to talk about this.

STEPHIE: Doesn’t it? Oh and hey, do you watch Rock of Love?

BOY: I… ah…

STEPHIE: Oh you DO! You so do!

BOY: I think I just started ovulating. Just now.

STEPHIE: That’s hilarious. I am so psyched for the episode where they get drunk and barf all over Bret Michaels.

BOY: Rhorf.

STEPHIE: What did you just say?

BOY: Rhorf. Like woof. Those chicks are gross. Rhorf.

STEPHIE: That’s adorable.

BOY: Thank you.

STEPHIE: You should drop the abbreviations and do more of that.