That's The Kind Of Girl That I Am

1. Pat warned me about some of the more "robust" green teas, but I didn't listen. The Chinese Green Tips tea smells and tastes EXACTLY like I cooked up a box of frozen spinach in the microwave. Narsty.  I plan on buying new flavors during 2-for-1 sales, so if I hate it I can just be like, "Here Pat, I bought this for you."

2. I did not die during the tornado.

3. Two weeks after I pointed out that gay marriage will save the economy, someone in California did a news story about how gay marriage is saving the state economy.

4. Finally, Pandy and I had another video war, this time with early to mid-nineties hip hop. Basically, there had to be Cross Colors, little John Lennon sunglasses, ridiculous hats and condoms everywhere in order for it to count. I won when I found a video featuring my theme song since always ("Hat 2 Da Back") with a cameo by Immature.

"Ooooh On The TLC Tip" was my first cassette tape ever and it CHANGED MY LIFE. TLC was the best girl group of all time.  I had no idea what they were talking about in "Ain't 2 Proud 2 Beg" when it first came out, but TELL ME how a 10 year-old could not love this (nsfw):

Sidenote: we were appalled by that Immature song "Da Munchies". I remember being psyched that there were hip hop artists my age, but I DO NOT remember that somg being so weirdly innapropriate. Yikes.