Mawaige. Mawaige is what bwings us togethaw today...

"You know what a relationship is? Real Exciting Love Affair that Turns Into Ongoing Nightmare. Sobriety Hangs In Peril. Something like that, I got it tattooed on my back."
                           - Rex, Undeclared

Note to self: hide cell phone before taking sleeping pills. Maybe try sleeping?

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Ah, marriage and babies and honeymoons and the whathaveyous. There's a lot of that going on. 

I should be bummed out.

 And by "should", I mean "would, except I'm having too much fun". All of that stuff takes work, yo. But it's nice to know that when I'm ready for all of those responibilities, it'll be so rewarding. There are many people glowing with happiness in my life right now and it's really fun to see. They all deserve the best and that's exactly what they're getting.

A few things are in order:

• Welcome to the world, Ian Robert!! You are a very lucky boy because you have the best parents ever. Congratulations, Adam and Melissa!!
• Happy Birthday, Ronny Louvre!!
• Bon Voyage (or whatever it is in Spanish) Jen and Ron!!
• Liz, I will see you in 3 weeks! Have no fear, your Maid of Honor is here.

Okay, every time I say "wedding", take a drink (I sure as hell do):

Who wants to be my date to Vee & Ben's wedding?
Or Ty & Sarah's wedding?
Or Tiff and Jason's wedding?
Or Liz & AndyNumberFive's wedding?

Okay, now I should be sad.

And by "should", I mean, "would, except I get to have four dates while everyone else is stuck with one". Nyah nyah.

And by "sad", I mean, "drunk".

Someday I will choose between my fiances Mark and Tony and Kyle and Steev and TSGoC. Until then, boyfriend = yuck. Who needs one of those?