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posted Thursday, 22 February 2007
Stephie: I’m in a really awful mood.
Mark: Oh yeah? How so?
Stephie: I just want to kill everybody. (beat) Except you, I guess.
Mark: (whispers) Sweeeeet.
Stephie: But then again, you’d be left alone in the world with me, so… sucks for you.
Mark: You know, even if we were the last two people on earth, you’d probably still find a way to say, “I’m sorry Mark… I’m seeing somebody else.”
Stephie: Yeah, I’d be holding hands with like, a zombie.
Mark: I can see you dragging around Justin Timberlake’s body or something. You would choose necrophilia over me.
Stephie: Heee! Zombie Justin! I’d just tape him together with some band-aids.
Mark: Eeew-hew-hew! Nice.
Stephie: Covered in band-aids, with like an iPod and speakers strapped to his head just playing his songs over and over.
Mark: (laughing)
Stephie: “But Mark, he’s bringing sexy back… from the dead.”
Hit Me With Your Best Shot (3)
1. kevinnivek left...
Saturday, 24 February 2007 3:44 am
steph, you know a lot of people - do you know anyone who likes to
snowboard? cause i need some snowboarding friends cause i think that's all
im doing from here on out.
2. Shortcake left...
Saturday, 24 February 2007 11:25 am
Hmm... a couple of people, but I don't know how much you'd like them. And
where are you snowboarding exactly? Here? Like cheesy Hidden Valley shit? I
think you should play darts with me instead.
3. kevinivek left...
Monday, 26 February 2007 7:06 am
Hell no - i aint doing that hiddenvalleyshit. im moving to colorado and
then hitting new zealnad in the summer time. darts is cool though