Mommy’s got her first gray hair:

I’m keeping it for now. I still get carded for cigarettes, so it’s like a novelty. For now.
I want to throw out a big huge CONGRATS to my Sludgie boss Francis and my second-favorite blogger Stee for their success with the web series God, Inc.
Stee explains the good news here. His wife, btw, is my favorite blogger.
Here’s a super cute post Francis made a while ago explaining God, Inc. and all of the work they were doing:
All that hard work paid off, though. Way to go, guys!
So here’s a question. Why does my On Demand movie menu:

… have a category just for Matt Damon?
Uhm, have you SEEN my head? I've got your grey hairs beat by, like,
thousands. I'll share, if you like. Imagine the shock of suddenly
realizing you're 20, and you've got Clooney's mop.
-M
going crazy from intensive study in prague
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mike, you pull it off - probably more than you know. I mean, if you have to
turn into anybody at 20, you can't beat Clooney. I'm turning into, like,
Betty White.
Prague? Yeah right, more like BLAGUE! (Little French humor there for you
Francophones!)
my hair is turning red. I don't know why? But I guess that was the tru
color behind all my black hair.